Radiant Skin
Calmere Derma Care
Tired of skin that looks like it's been through a badger fight? We've got the potions to make you glow like a disco ball. Prepare for compliments, you magnificent creature.
Tired of skin that looks like it's been through a badger fight? We've got the potions to make you glow like a disco ball. Prepare for compliments, you magnificent creature.
Lady Penelope
Duchess of Glow
My skin was a fright, now it's a delight! Calmere's potions are pure magic. I feel like I've been airbrushed by angels.
Sir Reginald
Duchess of Glow
Honestly, I thought it was all a load of old cobblers. But my face hasn't looked this good since I was a lad. Remarkable stuff!
Sir Reginald
Duchess of Glow
I've tried everything, and frankly, most of it smelled like a chemist's bin. Calmere is different. My wrinkles are less noticeable, and I smell rather lovely.
£15.00
For those who just want to stop looking like they wrestled a grumpy badger. Gets the job done.
£30.00
The full Monty! This will make your skin sing opera. Prepare for a serious glow-up.
£50.00
The full Monty! This will make your skin sing opera. Prepare for a serious glow-up.
We use the finest ingredients sourced from the rolling hills of Britain. Because frankly, why wouldn't we?
Our formulas are backed by science, but delivered with a healthy dose of British cheek. No nonsense, just results.
If your skin doesn't look better, we'll eat our hats. (Don't worry, they're not very tasty.)
How this common garden dweller can make your eyes look less like they've seen a ghost.
10/03/2024
Why this potent oil is your new best friend for banishing those pesky blemishes.
12/03/2024
Forget fancy flowers, this little seed packs a punch for skin rejuvenation.
14/03/2024
It's not just for breakfast! Discover how oats can soothe your most irritated skin.
16/03/2024
Calming your skin and your senses with this fragrant wonder herb.
18/03/2024
Got questions? Want to complain about how good your skin looks now? Drop us a line. We're always up for a natter, especially if it involves tea and biscuits.
£25.00
This potent serum brightens your complexion, making you glow like a disco ball at a royal wedding.
£30.00
Quench your skin's thirst with this luxurious cream. It's like a spa day for your face, minus the awkward small talk.
£20.00
Wash away the day's grime without stripping your skin. So gentle, your face will thank you with a happy sigh.
Absolutely! Made with love and a hint of sarcasm, right here in the UK.
While we can't promise catwalk fame, expect a noticeable improvement. You'll be the best-looking version of yourself, guaranteed.
Never! We're far too busy testing on ourselves (and enjoying it immensely).
Our formulas are as gentle as a kitten's purr, but with more scientific backing.
Of course! Think of our products as the cool new friend your other skincare products will adore.
Patience, darling! While some see changes swiftly, true beauty takes a moment. Give it time, and you'll be chuffed.
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Quality
We're committed to using the finest ingredients, backed by science, to bring you skincare that's effective and a joy to use. Because your face deserves the best, not some dodgy concoction.
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We harness cutting-edge dermatological research to formulate potent skincare that actually works. Prepare for a scientific smackdown against dullness and blemishes.
We source the finest botanical extracts from the British Isles. Think potent herbs and flowers, not just pretty petals, to give your skin a natural boost.
Experience skincare that feels like a spa day, every day. Our textures and scents are designed to pamper your senses while they work their wonders.
See the difference. Our formulas are crafted for visible improvements, leaving your skin looking and feeling its absolute best. No smoke and mirrors here.
Because you deserve skin that makes you feel like a million quid. Our products are designed to bring out your natural best, making you shine.
Calmere Derma Care Ltd: British skincare that’s as no-nonsense as a cup of strong tea and as effective as a stern talking-to. We’re here to sort out your skin, plain and simple.
Our concoctions are packed with active ingredients that mean business. Get ready for skin that’s truly transformed, not just vaguely improved.
Despite their power, our products are kind to your skin. We believe in effective care that doesn't leave you feeling raw or irritated.
We’re not about vague promises. Expect to see and feel a real difference in your skin’s appearance and texture.
We care about our planet as much as your skin. Our ingredients are ethically and sustainably sourced, because good skin shouldn't cost the earth.
Proudly crafted in Britain. We believe in quality manufacturing and supporting local industries. It’s skincare with a proper British accent.
We're not just slapping potions together. We're crafting liquid confidence, bottled with British grit and a dash of mad science. Prepare for skin that makes your ex regret everything.
Discover Calmere Derma Care Ltd, a British company offering premium skincare solutions
Radiance that blinds. Our potions coax out your inner supernova, leaving you looking like you just won the lottery and a beauty pageant.
Turn back time, or at least make it squint. Our formulas are like a stern talking-to for your wrinkles.
Banish blemishes with the fury of a thousand angry badgers. Your pores will thank you, probably.
Soothing your skin like a warm cuppa on a rainy Tuesday. No more irritation, just pure, unadulterated bliss.
Confidence in a jar. Our products empower you to face the world, or at least your social media feed, with unapologetic swagger.
Tired of looking like you wrestled a badger and lost? Calmere Derma Care Ltd is here to rescue your face. We're the posh antidote to dodgy skin days, serving up potent formulas with a side of sass.
